Katelyn Epperly – Starting off with a broken family sob story. Fantastic. I don’t like her. And I don’t like her sob story. You know how many people’s families are falling apart? I can’t believe she got FOUR yeses.

Charity Vance – Ugh. What is wrong with the judges tonight? She was terrible too!

Angela Martin – She’s at least not terrible. I don’t really like her style, but she’s a good singer. Unlike the other two.

7 through from Day 1.

John Park – He wasn’t that great either. I think they’re just picking people because everyone is bad. And just when you thought Idol was cleaning up its innuendo-filled act…here comes Shania Twain!

Paige Dechausse – I don’t like her either! What a terrible night. Stupid Shania Twain.

Justin Ray – Screamy. Not good.

Keith Semple – Not awful, but kinda shaky. Probably my favorite of the night, but that’s not saying much.

Marcus Jones – Not good. Not even a little.

13 total from Chicago – lowest total so far. It was a rough episode. I was not a fan. Basically Chicago brought us a whole bunch of mediocre singers and a few sob stories. My favorite.

Orlando is up tomorrow night. Maybe we’ll get some more idiotic blonde country girls.

Until then…