Todrick Hall – Since U Been Gone: Now this is what I’m talking about. The best way to succeed on Idol is to sing a song that was originally done by someone of the opposite sex. Now is the singing great? Not really. But this is memorable and original. Okay, the judges think it was a little tooooo original. But people will remember it. And at this stage…that’s what’s important.

Aaron Kelly – Here Comes Goodbye: Was he a country singer before? Or is he going the route of the girls and just sounding like whoever he’s singing? I feel like it’s the latter. More karaoke. And some rough vocals. He sounds nervous. Apparently the judges and I don’t agree tonight.

Jermaine Sellers – Get Here: Someone sang this before. Melissa? Season 5? (I was close…it was in fact Season 5, but it was Kinnik Sky…she did a great job, but was cut before the Top 12.) Yikes. I do NOT like this. I can’t stand falsetto. That was pretty rough.

Tim Urban – Apologize: Kris sang this song. He looks like Jon Peter Lewis. If you’re wondering why I’m doing so many past Idol comparisons, it’s because these performances are too terrible, and I don’t want to listen. So I’m thinking back to past years where good singers actually existed. That was awful. Absolutely awful.

Joe Munoz – You and I Both: Ooo, I like this song. Which is probably a bad thing. Sigh. More shaky karaoke. Sounds very nervous. Really boring performance. Not as bad as the last two though.

Tyler Grady – American Woman: More karaoke. Trying to sound like the original. Another boring performance. With more rough high notes.

Lee Dewyze – Chasing Cars: Starting out promising. Going downhill a bit. There were some rough moments, but that was definitely the best so far. And he has a nice voice. Like a raspy Dave Matthews-y rocker. It’s kinda cool. Hey, Simon agrees with me! Kara and Randy hated it. What do they know.

John Park – God Bless the Child: Mikalah sang this song. They’re not going to like this because it’s old. It wasn’t awful I guess. But it was boring. And forgettable. I actually stopped paying attention for a while. He could be in some trouble.

Mike Lynche – This Love: Ooo..another good tune. Whoa…fast. So fast. It’s not terrible, but it it’s boring again. It’s way too fast for him to really sing it well. He just sounds like he’s rushing through it. I don’t like it at all.

Alex Lambert – Wonderful World: What’s with the mullet? Ugh. I don’t think there’s every been a week of Idol where I’ve hated everyone. This is a really bad start.

Casey James – Heaven: I get the feeling that the judges are going to love this. I think he sounds REALLY nervous and shaky. And he looks about as uncomfortable as Alex, just smiling and staring at the camera. I’m not feeling the emotion. And he’s got a Carmen Rasmusen sheep thing going on. The voice wasn’t awful though. I’m not sure why everyone thinks he’s so good looking. I think he’s kind of ugly.

Andrew Garcia – Sugar We’re Going Down: He is SO GOOD. He needs to win this show. No one even comes close. I have no idea what this song is, but he is making me love it. Awesome. …or not. I guess if I knew the song, I wouldn’t have liked it. That’s why I like not knowing songs.

Overall? Another rough night. I liked Andrew, but I guess I see where the judges are coming from…I don’t really plan on buying it on iTunes. So it wasn’t fantastic. Which means out of 24 people, I didn’t like a single one enough to spend $1.29. Which is very sad. And makes me very concerned. I’m even more concerned that some of my favorites – Todrick, Jermaine, and Mike – had such bad performances. I was encouraged by Lee though. It wasn’t great, but I like his voice a lot. I dunno. I feel like it’s going to be a rough year. I don’t know what it is about this year. I feel like I’m watching Season 1 or 2. Where everything is just so karaoke. I mean…listening to the recap…it’s just so bad. Although I must say that Lee’s performance was the only one I didn’t cringe while listening back to. He sounded like an actual artist. He even sounded better than Andrew. Maybe I’ll pick a new favorite.

Predictions? John is gone. And probably Tim. But just like the girls, any one of the guys could go. Could be Aaron, could be Joe or Alex. Could even be Todrick, Tyler, or Jermaine. Who knows. I’m gonna say John and Tim though.

We find out tomorrow which 4 Idols get the boot. And more importantly…KRIS ALLEN PERFORMS! WOO! And Allison Iraheta (less excited, but I’m sure it’ll be a million times better than the 4 hours of my life I’ve spent on this season’s contestants over the last two days).

Until then…

Janell Wheeler is in! She’s okay. I don’t hate her. So that’s a plus.

Tyler Grady is in. I’m not sure how I feel about him. I don’t hate him either. But I don’t really like him. He’s a drummer though, so maybe I’ll give him a chance.

Lacey Brown is in. I’m not happy about this one. She’s the girl who went up against Megan Corkrey last year. And I dislike her just as much as I disliked Megan.

Ashley Rodriguez is in. I don’t remember if I liked her or not. I think I thought she was okay. Maybe. Heh.

Alex Lambert is in. Ugh. I don’t like him.

Joe Munoz is in. I don’t have any idea who he is. Which means he needs to kill it next week or he’s going to be another one of my 100% guarantees to get the boot. But he has a chance…I said the same thing about Kris last year, and he did in fact kill it. And he made it through. And he won. Yay!

Crystal Bowersox is in. She’s okay. I still don’t like her stupid dreadlocks though. Aw, but her husband and son are really cute.

Katie Stevens is in. I’m not a huge fan of her either. Apparently last night was not an accurate representation of the Top 24. I’m not particularly excited about anyone so far tonight.

Angela Martin is out. Wow. I didn’t like her, but this is rough. Third time auditioning, third time to Hollywood, third time cut. That’s rough.

Lilly Scott is in. I don’t like her either. I’m not sure I’m excited about all these “different” girls. I want a cookie cutter all-American girl belting out well known songs. That’s my kind of Idol.

Paige Miles is in. I don’t think I’ve ever heard that name. So she’s in the same boat as Joe Munoz.

Siobhan Magnus is in. I don’t think I like her.

Michelle Delamor is in. Don’t know her.

Jermaine Sellers is in! Yay! Boston Jermaine! Hooray, I’m finally excited about someone!

John Park is in. I don’t know him either.

Ooo…now we get down to the 1 spot, 2 people part. Girls are up first.

Tori Kelly vs. Haeley Vaughn

And the winner is…Haeley. Ugh. I really don’t like her. I don’t like Tori either. But I have a really bad feeling that this is going to be another Janay Castine.

Now for the boys:
Thaddeus Johnson vs. Andrew Garcia.

And the winner is…Andrew! Yay! I like Thad, but he’s only 16. He should come back some other year. He’s quite good.

I’m a little confused. I only counted 11 boys. The video at the end tells me that Tim Urban made it through, but I don’t remember seeing him. He must have been mixed in with one of the quick montages and I missed him.

So here they are…
Guys:
Mike Lynche
Casey James
Aaron Kelly
Lee Dewyze
Todrick Hall
Tyler Grady
Alex Lambert
Joe Munoz
Jermaine Sellers
Tim Urban
John Park
Andrew Garcia

Girls:
Didi Benami
Katelyn Epperly
Janell Wheeler
Lacey Brown
Ashley Rodriguez
Crystal Bowersox
Katie Stevens
Lilly Scott
Paige Miles
Siobhan Magnus
Michelle Delamor
Haeley Vaughn

Overall I think I’m somewhat pleased. I won’t know for sure until the next couple of weeks, but I’m encouraged. Particularly by the boys. Mike, Todrick, Jermaine, Andrew, and Aaron. The girls I’m not toooo excited about. Didi I think was okay. We’ll see. But right now, I give my Idol 2010 crown to…Todrick or Andrew. I think this is the year of the original and entertaining songwriter.

The website will be updated tomorrow at some point with pictures of this year’s Top 24. And I promise to have all the names and faces memorized before next Tuesday. WOOO!! My game starts next week! Yessss. Go Boys (as usual)!

Until then…

Katelyn Epperly – Starting off with a broken family sob story. Fantastic. I don’t like her. And I don’t like her sob story. You know how many people’s families are falling apart? I can’t believe she got FOUR yeses.

Charity Vance – Ugh. What is wrong with the judges tonight? She was terrible too!

Angela Martin – She’s at least not terrible. I don’t really like her style, but she’s a good singer. Unlike the other two.

7 through from Day 1.

John Park – He wasn’t that great either. I think they’re just picking people because everyone is bad. And just when you thought Idol was cleaning up its innuendo-filled act…here comes Shania Twain!

Paige Dechausse – I don’t like her either! What a terrible night. Stupid Shania Twain.

Justin Ray – Screamy. Not good.

Keith Semple – Not awful, but kinda shaky. Probably my favorite of the night, but that’s not saying much.

Marcus Jones – Not good. Not even a little.

13 total from Chicago – lowest total so far. It was a rough episode. I was not a fan. Basically Chicago brought us a whole bunch of mediocre singers and a few sob stories. My favorite.

Orlando is up tomorrow night. Maybe we’ll get some more idiotic blonde country girls.

Until then…