Jessica Furney – Well she has definitely improved over last year’s audition. I’m not sure I like her, but it’s not every day you see that drastic of a change over the course of a year. I’m impressed.

Amanda Schectman – Boring. And I don’t like her personally either. She’s pretty annoying.

Lee Dewyze – His voice is great, but he should stop humming. That’s not quite as good.

Crystal Bowersox – Great, another dreadlocked person. And another person singing Janis Joplin. Fantastic.

Lacey Brown – I didn’t think it was possible for me to like her less than Megan Corkrey. I figured I’d talk about how she totally deserved to beat her out last year. But…she is equally as bad.

Rachel Hubbard – Boring.

Thaddeus Johnson – Way too many runs and such.

Genesis Moore – Yuck…she sang a Carrie song. Therefore she’s terrible.

Michael Lynche – Uh oh…Unchained Melody. Too many runs. This song shouldn’t be played with ever. And he totally didn’t hit the high note (I guess I don’t know that for sure because I don’t have any musical knowledge at all…but it didn’t sound good).

Didi Benami – I don’t like her voice. She reminds me of a combination of Brooke White and Megan Corkrey. And those are two of the worst people ever. But hey, at least she’s not Carmen Rasmusen. And she’s crying way too much.

Aaron Kelly – Hey, this is the kid I was told to keep an eye on because he’s from around Ithaca. He was pretty good for a 16 year old. I’d root for him. Just not to win.

Hope Johnson – Wow, they really played her up to be fantastic. And she wasn’t. She was really boring. And forgettable. Bleh.

So the audition process is complete. 181 people have made it through to Hollywood. No one really stood out to me this time around. I’m hoping that’s not a bad sign. There were some guys I really liked from Boston. Jermaine? He was good. And the beat-boxer. But I know he won’t win. If Blake couldn’t win, that guy definitely can’t. So I guess I won’t be picking a winner this year. Maybe I’ll figure it out next week.

Over the next two weeks, we’ll whittle the 181 down to 24. And more importantly…Ellen joins the judges AND…GROUP PERFORMANCES! The ultimate reality show (I never consider Idol to be a reality show, but Hollywood week…definitely is). This should be slightly more entertaining than the last 4 weeks and far less entertaining than the following 14.

Until then…